i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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