I want to walk on stilts...naked
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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