i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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