If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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