I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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