he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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