***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have feelings that need drinking.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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