That's intense
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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