Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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