Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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