Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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