No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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