I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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