Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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