let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I have tasted many bathrooms
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Randomize
