and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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