So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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