awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so let's talk penis.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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