Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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