it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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