Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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