he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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