I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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