There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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