just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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