she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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