I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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