did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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