Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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