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I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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