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(214): View more from Texas

Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What did we do last night that was yellow?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.

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(240): View more from Maryland

just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"

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(518): View more from New York

Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.

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