Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
