More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Shame is for Republicans.
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