I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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