i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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