You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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