I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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