I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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