ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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