The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
