Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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