oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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