North Korea, Best Korea!
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
You know, be my cock's hype man.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
