My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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