Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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