I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
