question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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