how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Did I show you my penis last night?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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