I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I love you. Go after that dick
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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