it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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